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继2013年《屌丝男士》第二季的持续火爆之后，2014年2月26日搜狐视频正式重磅推出《屌丝男士》第三季，大鹏由屌丝熬成男神震撼回归！第三季力邀了文章、黄海波、白百何、柳岩、任重、约翰尼·盖尔克奇等众多明星，必将打造一场喜剧盛宴。

军（郑嘉俊饰）与君（杨丽诗饰）是一对孪生兄妹，天然的，他们能够敏锐感知彼此的情绪与心跳的变化，在没有母亲的家庭里，兄妹两人面对冷漠的父亲，只有依靠对方得到感情的支撑。15岁那年的军与君，时常走出压抑的家，在草地上设想自己的未来，作家与歌星的梦想似乎并不遥远，让他们暂时摆脱现实的烦闷，同时两人的关系，渐渐突破了兄妹的界线……十年后，25岁的军与君再次相遇，而今的军只能在色情杂志上占据一席之地，而君则在卑劣的唱片公司老板中无助的游走。他们久未谋面的父亲，却依靠行贿爬升到校长的职位，道貌岸然的外表下，隐藏着为兄妹两人所不齿的卑劣往事。兄妹两人商定，要让父亲为他们不堪的回忆付出代价……

一个将近40岁的女人杰妮爱上一个约15岁的男孩，他是她女儿的同班同学。他尝试与她分享自己对电子游戏的狂热，尤其是“功夫大师”。在这个游戏里，一位蹦蹦跳跳的拳师必需解救一位被捆绑的年轻少女。这是一部“家庭影片”，片中所有的亲属、包括同学关系和住宅都是真的。法国观众也许更容易体会到这部影片游走在现实与虚构之间的趣味。就像电子游戏一样，本片的拍摄也是一个“游戏”。最后，男孩救出了被绑架的少女，瓦尔达也凭借她在真实与游戏之间周旋的能力，也将本片从庸俗与禁忌中拯救出来。

《圣诞怪杰》根据“苏斯博士”（Dr. Seuss）的著名畅销童书改编，故事主角是一个绿色的怪物格林奇（Grinch），他非常非常痛恨圣诞节，因为他是一个孤儿。为了不让人们过圣诞，他把所有圣诞礼物都偷走了。最后还是一个纯真的小女孩融化了他冷漠的心。

本片讲述的是一代宗师黄飞鸿年少时代一段历险民初年间，年轻的黄飞鸿（成龙 饰）自学了一套威力无穷的拳法——醉拳。但是每次打出这套拳法，都要先喝得酩酊大醉，利用醉态打破一切武学定律，才能发挥出醉拳的威力。因为这样，黄飞鸿父亲黄麒英严禁儿子练这种有伤风雅、而且违背习武强身法则的拳法。 年少顽皮的飞鸿常常背着父亲在练习醉拳，并以此打败了众多强手。这天，飞鸿和父亲一起上东北办事。半途上，父子俩遇上了一伙外国强盗，他们暗中将国宝玉玺偷运出境。为了阻止这伙强盗、夺回国宝，飞鸿只好使出他的拿手绝活——醉拳！

Season 3, Episode 1: Gay Witch Hunt Original Air Date—21 September 2006 Michael apologizes to Oscar, after he finds out he's gay, for calling him a homosexual slur--but his apology outs Oscar to the entire office. And Jim decides to take a promotion at the Stamford office. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 2: The Convention Original Air Date—28 September 2006 Micheal and Dwight go to a convention in Philadelphia and run into Jim, and Michael becomes jealous of Jim's relationship with his new boss. Meanwhile, Pam gets ready for her first date since her engagement. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 3: The Coup Original Air Date—5 October 2006 Michael is in trouble once again as Jan busts him for declaring it's "Movie Monday" where everyone watches a movie and neglects work. Angela pushes Dwight to make a move on Michael's job while Pam and Jim find creative ways to waste time. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 4: Grief Counseling Original Air Date—12 October 2006 Michael takes on the role of office grief counselor when he learns that his old boss has died. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 5: Initiation Original Air Date—19 October 2006 Dwight takes former temp Ryan to his beet farm to initiate Ryan to his new job at Dunder Mifflin. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 6: Diwali Original Air Date—2 November 2006 Michael encourages the entire Scranton branch to support Kelly and attend a local celebration of Diwali, the Hindu Festival of Lights. Meanwhile, Andy convinces Jim to turn a late night of work into a drinking game. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 7: Branch Closing Original Air Date—9 November 2006 When Jan tells Michael that the Scranton Branch will be shutting down, Michael strives to keep his staff's spirits up. Meanwhile, everyone privately begins to envision how their lives will change in the aftermath. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 8: The Merger Original Air Date—16 November 2006 Jan informs Michael that the Scanton branch of Dunder Mifflin will be merging with the Stamford Branch. Jim and Pam are reunited while the other employees of both branches must adjust to their new co-workers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 9: The Convict Original Air Date—30 November 2006 Michael learns that one of the new employees at Dunder Mifflin Scranton has a criminal record. Meanwhile, Jim helps Andy make a move on Pam. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 10: A Benihana Christmas Original Air Date—14 December 2006 Trouble among the members of the party planning committee results with the office having two competing Christmas parties, but Michael isn't interested in celebrating because he has just broken up with his girlfriend. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 11: Back from Vacation Original Air Date—4 January 2007 Michael isn't supposed to let anyone know that he and Jan went on vacation together in Jamaica, but he accidentally circulates a compromising photo of them to the office via e-mail. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 12: Traveling Salesmen Original Air Date—11 January 2007 Dwight does a favor for Angela to keep her from getting in trouble. Andy finds out and uses it against him to get in tighter with Michael. Now Dwight must fess up, which will reveal his relationship with Angela, or risk getting fired. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 13: The Return Original Air Date—18 January 2007 Andy does the impossible--he makes everyone in the office miss Dwight, who is forced to take a job at Staples. Meanwhile, Oscar comes back to the office and Michael predictably throws a stereotypical Mexican party to celebrate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 14: Ben Franklin Original Air Date—1 February 2007 Michael asks Jim to get a male stripper for Phyllis's office bachelorette party, but he gets a Ben Franklin impersonator instead. Meanwhile, the men's bachelor party goes as planned until Michael becomes uncomfortable with the stripper. Next US airings: Tue. Feb. 17 10:00 PM TBS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 15: Phyllis' Wedding Original Air Date—8 February 2007 Michael exaggerates the importance of his small role in Phyllis's wedding and makes an ass out of himself, and Pam notices that Phyllis stole all of her wedding ideas from her original wedding plans. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 16: Business School Original Air Date—15 February 2007 Michael is a guest speaker for Ryan's business class, but they have a falling-out after Michael finds out that Ryan spoke negatively about Dunder-Mifflin. And back at the office, Dwight tries to kill a bat that he found in the ceiling. Next US airings: Tue. Feb. 17 10:30 PM TBS -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 17: Cocktails Original Air Date—22 February 2007 While Michael and Jan go to their first Dunder-Mifflin outing as an official couple, the office workers left behind go out for happy hour. During happy hour, Roy finds out that Jim and Pam kissed at Casino Night. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 18: The Negotiation Original Air Date—5 April 2007 Dwight saves Jim from an attack by Roy, but Dwight won't allow Jim to thank him for it. Meanwhile, Darryl asks Michael for a pay raise, and Michael discovers that he is woefully underpaid--so Michael goes to headquarters to ask for one himself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 19: Safety Training Original Air Date—12 April 2007 Andy returns to the office after weeks of anger management training, determined to make a fresh start with all the Dunder-Mifflin employees. Meanwhile, it's safety training day in the office, and Michael and Dwight are on a mission to illuminate the dangers of the workplace. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 20: Product Recall Original Air Date—26 April 2007 Michael tries to be proactive during a watermark crisis, but only makes the situation worse. Meanwhile, Angela has trouble being apologetic with customers, and Andy discovers a secret about his new girlfriend. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 21: Women's Appreciation Original Air Date—3 May 2007 Phyllis gets flashed in the parking lot, and Dwight goes all out to secure the premises. Michael ostensibly takes the women in the office to the mall to comfort them, but he's really doing it to get advice about breaking up with Jan. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 22: Beach Games Original Air Date—5 May 2007 Michael uses "beach day" at Dunder-Mifflin to find out which employee would be his most capable replacement, just in case he receives the promotion to the New York office that he's applied for. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Season 3, Episode 23: The Job Original Air Date—17 May 2007 Michael appoints Dwight as regional manager, anticipating that he will receive the job at corporate. Jim and Karen also interview for the same position. And Michael gets back together with Jan after she gets a boob job.

国王派出了他最好的骑士队来击败围攻城堡的龙。沿着他们的史诗般的冒险，他们遇到恶意的警笛，战士妇女的使命复仇和不死不可阻挡的军队。他们能活下来吗？

Two estranged brothers come together and discover old family secrets after inheriting their grandfather's property. As their friends start to go missing, they fear they are being stalked by a creature lurking in the shadows.

NBC宣布续订由Tina Fey制片的《老妈闯入电视台》13集第二季。

D4区是由美国军队使用、以测试其最新的武器并保护人民的区域。五角大楼确保这种超秘密地区受保护平民的存在。尽管采取了所有的预防措施，但还是发生了严重意外事件。美国ZF必须迅速行动，决定派遣一个救援雇佣军矫枉过正！由于时间紧迫，五角大楼前决定铲平D4区和该地区所有的人。 　　D4 follows a team of special ops mercenaries on a mission to rescue a kidnapped kid believed to be held in an abandoned government facility. Hired by the boy's mother, a wealthy doctor with high reaching influence, all seems to be an easy job. Bu...

南宋末年，赤练仙子李莫愁（孟广美 饰）在江南一带找昔日恋人陆展元（胡东 饰）寻仇。大侠郭靖（王洛勇 饰）与妻子黄蓉（孔琳 饰）在帮忙救助陆展元一家时，发现了乞丐少年杨过（叮当 饰）是其结拜兄弟杨康之子，于是带他回到桃花岛并送到了全真教学艺。成年后的杨过（黄晓明 饰）在全真教中受尽欺辱，幸亏得到了古墓派传人小龙女（刘亦菲 饰）的搭救，从此以后杨过便拜在小龙女门下，并与她开展了一段旷世绝恋。与此同时，郭靖的两个女儿郭芙（陈紫函 饰）与郭襄（杨幂 饰）都阴差阳错的喜欢上了杨过，但却给杨过带来了不同的命运。与此同时蒙古大军对南宋山河虎视眈眈，杨过面对国仇家恨以及儿女情仇，终于从浪荡少年变成了一代神雕大侠，苦等16年后与小龙女也最终修成正果。

故事发生在70年代的笼罩在铁幕下的爱沙尼亚。三个中二青年做着倒卖西方物资的生意，日子过得也算滋润。在一个偶然的变故下，他们的生意即将被政府查处。本就对西方世界充满幻想和好奇的三人，干脆决定穿过铁幕偷渡到瑞典。万万没想到，三人还没来得及亲吻资本主义的土地，就遭到了现实的连续暴击……

“扫黑风暴”继绿藤市之后席卷奎州，偏偏在督导组进驻的节骨眼儿上，李南北（肖央 饰）和俞青（范丞丞 饰）这对窝囊师徒竟意外抓获了潜逃多年的黑社会头目。一时之间，各方势力纷纷卷入，将矛头对准了于洪波（李诚儒 饰）和段毅（余皑磊 饰）带队的市公安局。黑恶势力正一步步进行着“合法洗白”，离奇旧案沉渣泛起，知名企业家、官员都被波及，调查过程历经生死，而对他们的考验，才刚刚开始。

A story of love, sex... and high school tuition. Meet Sam Lowell. Friend, lover, student, teacher......

女青年王小花（王二妮饰）失去心爱的恋人后陷入极度悲伤，心仪王小花的同村男青年张善良（王大治饰）为给王小花排遣悲伤情绪，试了多种办法都无济于事。后来，张善良用村里的高音喇叭放了一首优美动听的民歌《口弦弦》，王小花的眼泪如泉水般涌出，张善良的良苦用心终于打动了王小花。而王小花前恋人李长寿（李少飞饰）甘愿牺牲自己的爱情成全王小花的人间大爱，更是感人至深。