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国际安保集团成员陆凡（田一德饰）在执行任务，解救人质女主（菊麟饰）时不料被抓获并被注入新型药品，身体产生了奇怪的反应。退役后的他成为了一名汽车修理工，原本以为能过上平凡生活却被会所老大杨尚成（周延饰）以及犯罪团伙大佬张瑞成（林雪饰）一路追杀，最终凭借一己之力铲除邪恶组织。

2069年，清洁能源革命完成，月球成为解决地球能源危机的理想之地。一艘国际能源集团的月球运输船被偷袭，所运载的新型核能材料He-3被曾经叛逃能源集团的科学狂人KSTAN劫持，KSTAN妄图用He-3配合氢同位素完成他的机甲核心来摧毁能源集团。于是此时已经流入黑市的氢同位素混合器，成为了国际能源集团（科技商业组织）、东亚安全联合部（政府部门）和以KSTAN为首的黑色黎明组织（恐怖组织）三方势力的共同目标，一场围绕氢同位素的混战即将打响······

故事发生在二十世纪五十年代的美国，米琪（蕾切尔·布罗斯纳罕 Rachel Brosnahan 饰）和丈夫乔伊（迈克尔·泽根 Michael Zegen 饰）结婚多年，两人共同抚养着他们的孩子，生活可谓是幸福而又美满。乔伊一直想要成为一名脱口秀演员，每周末，他都会前往俱乐部登台表演。然而，乔伊的脱口秀事业一直都不温不火。                                                                    某天，在表演又一次失败后，乔伊崩溃了，他向

　　Totally unawares, Saverio, a teacher and Mario, a janitor of the same school in which they both work, travel back in time and find themselves in central Italy at the end of the 15th century. They carry with them an unresolved squabble concerning Saverio’s sister, creating a lot of tension between the two, which will increase in the plot. From this moment on they will have to come to grips with the grotesque situation they find themselves in, trying to "hitch a lift" back to the future in a most outlandish way, using and misusing their foresight of the events taking place round that time, and generally making fools of themselves in the eyes of "normal" renaissance folks. Their meeting with Leonardo da Vinci is hysterical, when they become more and more convinced that the genius is in reality a moron. Another character they meet is Savonarola the heretic, who enjoins them to repent, before he is taken to the stake, eliciting some breezy comment from them. If it weren’t for a weird kind of homesickness, they would quite enjoy living in this period, full of daring fashions and tantalising damsels.                                                                    　　The couple shows great chemistry and is funny in every respect. The psychology of their characters is complex and credible - for once comical roles with a depth. Basically, Saverio is an embittered petit-bourgeois forever attracted and rejected by women, envious of Mario, an easy-going proletarian every woman falls in love with. Saverio is scheming, mean and vindictive as much as Mario is naive, generous and forgiving. What a match of talents: Roberto Benigni and Massimo Troisi at the peak of combined creativity. Too bad they will never come back together for another joint venture. Or maybe it is better this way: masterpieces of this level cannot be improved on, at best they can be imitated. For this reason Non ci resta che piangere will shine like a gem in the crown of the best Italian movies of all times. Sadly not many people seem to have seen it, not even in Italy, where the viewers do not need subtitles to enjoy the hilarious juggling of the two actors with the language, but their body language can be universally appreciated.                                                                    　　If you miss it you will have to repent!

末日荒土，世宗三年，天下大乱，民不聊生。魔门妖党隐于暗处作乱，帮派相互征伐，混乱不堪。大乱之中，各门各派纷纷出世，争夺资源地盘，建立独属于自己的统治。有野心者试图席卷天下，建立王朝，也有大义者，意图挽救苍生。魏合持有能突破境界的破境珠，穿越乱世，一步步开创属于自己的传说。

《狐妖小红娘》王权富贵总集篇,160分钟超长篇,520倾情巨献——万水千山,你愿意和我一起看吗

HBO的喜剧《#不安感# Insecure》第四季定于美国时间4月12日首播。

陳氏家族失落的巨大寶藏「金菩薩」誤落在保險公司調查員張保羅（張沖）手上，引來連串追殺，而陳家成員之一陳美蘭（林翠）因擁有另一座金菩薩亦成為目標之一。為了追查真相，張與陳歷盡艱辛，合力對抗，引發連場鎗戰，最終既智破「金菩薩」之謎，又勇破非法集團奪產陰謀。

六年前，她被害坠崖。六年后，她失去所有记忆，担任贵族学校幼师。“小朋友你是新来的，叫什么名字？”某萌宝：“美女，你喜欢我呀？我爹地未婚，一米九，长的帅，还是全球首富！”

乔诗琪回国后接到父亲的挑战，进公司基层历练，去签合同的时候发现甲方竟是前男友顾彦成，顾彦成责怪乔诗琪曾经不告而别，各种羞辱乔诗琪，乔诗琪都隐忍了下来。

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两对情侣——迈特（Leigh Whannell 饰）和尼娜（Mirrah Foulkes 饰）、杰克（Nathan Phillips 饰）和丽贝卡（Melanie Vallejo 饰）结伴来到澳大利亚...

资深刑警崔昌植（孙贤周 饰）新近升职，加上极其器重他的署长跟上层不断美言，崔班长的前途一片光明。谁知正当他春风得意之际，一桩意外突然向他袭来。在和下属饮酒聚餐后，崔昌植乘坐出租回家，不曾想出租车司机将他拉到荒郊野外。对方似乎知道崔班长干过的所有罪恶勾当，一番激烈搏斗后，对方死于崔班长之手。在此之后，他刻意伪装不在场证明，以图瞒混过关。次日一早，受害者尸体竟然被人用吊车悬挂在江南警察局的对面，由此在社会上引起极大震动，而做贼心虚的崔昌植也感觉受到了前所未有的威胁。　　隐藏在黑暗之中的对手是谁？他究竟想干什么？